May 2012
63 posts
“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.”
– Federico Fellini (via unejeunedemoiselle)
“I’m going out tonight to find a boy to whisk me away. Hear my pain. ...”
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
South Park
Kyle: Jehovah's gonna use his powers to keep the Pharaoh from letting us go!
Cartman: Well that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle. I mean if God is going to make Pharaoh say no, then why would he punish him for saying no?
Kyle: That's just how God is!
Cartman: You're wrong, Kyle! God is not a dick!
“You don’t get to go to college twice. Drink every time you can, go on every...”
– TFM, “50 Things I Learned in College” (via bluejeansstringofpearls)
“You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.”
– Suzanne Collins (via blua)
